Hateful Things

One proceeds to stub one's little toe. To be sure, stubbing any toe is a particularly unpleasant experience, but stubbing one's little toe highlights just how much pain can come from such a small thing. Who are you, tiny, insignificant toe, that dares to cause me so much pain? The fact that it does not abide by it's station is truly hateful.

When one finds a splinter under their very fingernail, they will find it hateful for many days.

Orange girls have an appearance that is truly hateful. The idea of these insipid imitators endeavoring to encrust their skin with cancerous chemicals simply in order to receive appreciation for their appearance is most likely a conspiracy. I suspect that John Boehner is the leader.

One has just put a child to sleep, and has settled down with their partner when the child begins screaming.

On the subject of children, one's partner is taking care of a baby, allowing the child to lie on it's chest in order to encourage it to sleep. Finding the scene adorable, one lies down on the bed as well, cuddling up to the child and one's partner. The child proceeds to give the offending trespasser the most hateful of looks for daring to intrude.

One finds one's self desirous of a fresh sandwich, only to discover that there is only one piece of bread left. To add insult to injury, it is frequently the end piece.

The insulation one finds between walls and in attics is truly a hateful material. One can be reasonably sure that it does it's job when kept confined to it's usual area, but should one have to interact with it directly, one will find that it leaves an incredible itchiness whenever it comes in contact with skin. Also, it is bubblegum pink - how hateful!

Having a teacher explain something important while you are studiously doing the homework for your next class in his class -- Very hateful indeed.